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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Do Europeans skilometer?
I had to put my foot down.
I'm an electrician!
They’re using me as a before picture
Because they could not find Leeds
Hey give the guy a break! Hes made a big step just by leaving the coop...
After a very enjoyable first date, as the man was driving the woman home, he says, "When I walk you to your door, I'm going to kiss you thoroughly.- Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: With tongue. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: Then I'll come inside with you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: While still kissing you, I'm going to undress you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: I'll kiss and lick you all over after that until you orgasm. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: Then I'm going to make mad passionate love with you. Woman: Oh no, you won't. Man: What's more, I won't even wear a condom. Woman: Oh yes, you will.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
A smorgasborg.
Is this stool taken
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